AIR HOISTED

I am an air hostess who has just lost my job due to my excess weight.
I went to the market the other day to buy some hoisery.
The shopkeepers assistant was a young and over enthusiastic lad.[I guess everyone must have come across one sometime]
As I took my pick of the various items my eye fell on a colourful box and I asked him to show me the contents.
The boy was reluctant and said it contained stockings which were meant for the 'air hoisted' and further went on to explain that the 'airhoisted' are girls who work in an aeroplane.
Amused I decided to buy a pair and try my luck, just in case i get "air hoisted"again.